Get that Bernie Inauguration Mood
/January 20th was a great and amazing day. Many people watched in awe at the spectacle that was transpiring in front of their eyes, and there was also an inauguration taking place. While the inauguration was a welcome return to what could be view as normalcy, that included an INCREDIBLE poem by the extremely talented Amanda Gorman, the real winner of the festivities was Bernie Sander’s pinnacle “waiting for the post office to open” look. SO in honor of the real story of January 20th’s proceedings here is how you too can rock the North Eastern Grandfather look:
Mask
Standard Face Mask
No frills. All Chill.
Glasses
Bernie Blue-light Blockers
See the country through Bernie’s eyes.
Jacket
Sanders Snowboard Jacket
This might be the most expensive thing Bernie owns and it’s under $300
The Mittens
The Amazing Mittens
While not everyone can have homemade mittens from recycled sweaters and water bottles, we can get close.
Pants
COS Wide-Leg Slacks
Why get pants that only fit your legs when you can get ones that are so wide they could provide coverage for everyone in America
Footwear
Nunn Bush Cameron Oxfords
Step towards progressiveness with the most conservative shoe I’ve seen in years.